Eidetic memory is more commonly known as photographic memory, and here’s a news flash, Jack: you don’t have it. When it comes to the recitation of random facts, you resemble Jim Ignatowski from Taxi a lot more than Raymond from Rain Man. Make no mistake about it — at times you could pass for either. You’re Iggy at two […]
Read More The Greatest Movie Quotes You Probably Don’t KnowPresident Trump made headlines over the past few days after venturing to Iraq to visit U.S. troops and potentially endangering Seal Team 5 in the process. Following his return, Trump’s erratic behavior continued to heat up. Shortly after his visit to Al-Asad Air Base, Donald Trump leveled blistering charges of alleged racism displayed by Chuck […]
Read More Trump Accuses Democratic Leadership of Racism Against PolesUp is down, black is white. Dogs and cats, living together. The first two years of Donald Trump’s tenure as president have been as disruptive as promised, with more on the way as investigations heat up and windstorms continue to blow. Hedging a repeat of the middle-America strategy that swept him into office in 2016, […]
Read More Trump Plans Switch to Metric System to End Global WarmingA psychopathic bird. Three brothers festering with venereal disease. An effeminate bear that doubles as a choking hazard. Product mascots and their frequent intersections with the law of unintended consequences are replete throughout advertising history. Although typically more boring than annoying, there are plenty of examples of the latter. We can’t help but secretly wish […]
Read More The Most Disturbing Advertising Mascots You’ve Ever SeenHouston, we have a remake! It’s rare when a seminal event in American history is interpreted comically. It’s even more uncommon when said comedic vision actually works. Add healthy doses of toe-tapping songs and fart jokes and you have the makings of the uproariously side-splitting romp Apollo 13 Phew!, an upcoming Universal Pictures musical comedy to be […]
Read More Ron Howard, Tom Hanks to Reunite in ‘Apollo 13’ Comedic RemakeDespite a record-high administration turnover rate, the prospects of a slowing economy and the persistent threat of the Mueller investigation, a recent poll suggests that not only will President Trump be re-elected in 2020, but will do so with 100% of the popular vote. Biloxi, Mississippi rally Trump ventured to Biloxi, Mississippi on November 26th to attend […]
Read More President Trump Enjoys 100% Popularity in New PollAlways a polarizing figure, actor Christian Bale caused a stir at the red carpet premiere of Vice when he displayed odd behavior, including smashing his hands together aggressively.
Read More Christian Bale Smashes His Hands Together After Vice PremiereKnown for their unconventional approach to team building, the Seattle Seahawks struck gold in the Pete Carroll era with diminutive quarterback Russell Wilson (3rd round, 2012), starting tailback Chris Carson (7th round, 2017), wide receiver Doug Baldwin (undrafted free agent, 2011), and numerous others, including departed cornerback Richard Sherman (5th round, 2011). Literally their biggest […]
Read More Seattle Seahawks Boost Playoff Chances, Sign Ex-NBA Star Shaquille O’NealMoney. Power. Red hair. Graying beards. With those as bullet points, you’d be forgiven for fondly recalling Garry Marshall’s smash 1990 hit Pretty Woman. Sadly, the bullets in director Kathryn Bigelow’s (The Hurt Locker) grim Zero Dark Thirty are all too real, snuffing out any chance the film has of becoming a classic romantic comedy. It’s a tactical misfire, […]
Read More Review: ‘Zero Dark Thirty’ Shoots Blanks As a Modern Romantic ComedyActor Arnold Schwarzenegger engaged in numerous infidelities over his long career, including several during his marriage to Maria Shriver. According to multiple sources, his sexual joie de vivre began far earlier than that, allegedly triggering criminal behavior as they worked together during the filming of the 1984 blockbuster thriller The Terminator. “It was unbelievable,” said a member […]
Read More Arnold Schwarzenegger Reportedly Obsessed With Actress Linda Hamilton in 1984
