Release the Sea Cups? The Seattle Kraken — the NHL’s newest expansion franchise — considered a number of unconventional options before settling on their team name. Surprisingly, outside of Kraken, the final cut did not include any of the most argued-over choices. “We didn’t want to go with any of the boring names thousands of […]
Read More Release the Sea Cups! Five Rejected Seattle Kraken Team NamesSocial distancing, hand washing, face coverings … cosplay? In an effort to convince more people to wear masks, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recently added Star Wars costumes to the list of approved coronavirus defenses. “While mask wearing has increased substantially nationwide, there are still idiots who just won’t do it,” observed CDC […]
Read More CDC Adds Star Wars Costumes to List of Approved Coronavirus DefensesDuring a rambling interview with Fox News’ Chris Wallace, President Trump attempted to distance himself from presumptive Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden by claiming he, alone, can read Goodnight Moon. The testy exchange began just after the president claimed his administration had defeated the coronavirus and that Americans can go back to living their normal […]
Read More Trump Boasts He Aced ‘Goodnight Moon’ to Fox’s Chris WallaceMindful of the effects of COVID-19, Congressional Republicans have finally embraced social distancing and vowed to separate themselves from President Trump through election day. “We must remain unified and vigilant,” said Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell. “With the virus raging throughout the country, we simply cannot risk presidential exposure. Effective immediately, congressional Republicans will distance […]
Read More Social Distancing Republicans Vow Not to Touch Trump With 10-Foot PoleDonald Trump called into Fox & Friends on Wednesday to brag about the ‘unbelievable’ job he’s done as president and to pin a new nickname on presumptive opponent Joe Biden. But when asked for his response to the dozens of searing ads produced by the anti-Trump super PAC The Lincoln Project, his tone grew increasingly dark. […]
Read More Trump Calls the Lincoln Project ‘Lyin’ Lincoln’ in Disastrous Fox Interview
