In what promises to shake the presidential race to its foundation, three former Donald Trump pseudonyms will soon release a no-holds-barred book about the president. “It’s going to be a beautiful thing, maybe the greatest book written since the Bible,” offered pseudonym David Barron. “The three of us have worked together for decades and know […]
Read More Former Trump Pseudonyms to Publish ‘October Surprise’ Tell-All BookAt a campaign rally following his historic impeachment, President Trump flipped the script on his Democratic foes, claiming he had actually won a prestigious award. “I’ve been imcheaped!” bellowed the president to an adoring crowd of over 5,400 fans at the Kellogg Arena in Battle Creek, Michigan. “Can you believe that? People are saying I’m […]
Read More President Trump Insists ‘Imcheapment’ Is a Congressional Fiscal AwardWith collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia confirmed, the walls continue to close in on the president. Recognizing the pervasive toxicity of the Trump name, Russian president Vladmir Putin has demanded a quid pro quo in order to provide 2020 assistance, according to multiple insiders. In short, Trump must legally change his name. Speaking anonymously, […]
Read More Exclusive: Putin Orders Trump to Change His Name
