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  • Hilarious Humor
    • God Appears as a Wet Blanket to Lecture About Law and Order
    • Florida Celebrates Diversity by Changing Nickname to ‘America’s Wang’
    • The Congo Sends Troops, Witch Doctors to U.S. to Restore Order
    • Mississippi Legislature Votes to Shorten State Name to Mipipi
    • Feminist Gloria Steinem Proposes New Law Eliminating ‘Men’ from Women
    • God Appears as a Gigantic Chocolate Bunny to Rant Against Gluttony
    • Texas Farmer Ignores Warnings, Looks Gift Horse in the Mouth
    • Hormel to Court Millennials with New Spam-Flavored Vegan Drink
    • Newborn Baby Complains About ‘Shit Show World’ Shortly After Birth
    • God Appears as a Giant Smokestack to Vent About Climate Change
    • Noted Author Predicts ‘Trump’ Will Be 2020’s Most Popular Baby Name
    • God Appears as Tick-Infested Cat to Lecture Americans About Health Care
    • Vegan Society Deems Frog a ‘Green’ Source of Protein
    • American Egg Board Warns Americans Not to Eat Eggs
    • Millennial Surprised to Learn ‘Douchebag’ Really Is a Thing
    • Dog Arrested for Public Urination on School Grounds
    • 5 Good Reasons to Absolutely Hate the Pillsbury Doughboy
    • Mozambique and Swaziland Battle Over Whose Flag Is Stupider
    • Aunt Bee Was the Sexiest Woman in Television History
    • Report: KFC, (Expletive Deleted) PETA Settle Class Action Lawsuit
    • The Most Disturbing Advertising Mascots You’ve Ever Seen
    • The Most Whiny-Yet-Lovable Characters in Television and Movie History
    • Lessons the Lion King Can Teach Us
  • Silly Sports
    • Release the Sea Cups! Five Rejected Seattle Kraken Team Names
    • NFL Passes Rule Replacing Most Penalties With Fatherly Advice
    • ‘Kars 4 Kids’ and ‘My Hiney’s Clean’ to Headline Super Bowl Halftime Show
    • Astros, Nationals Apologize for Crappy World Series Matchup
    • American Licorice Buys Washington Redskins, Renames Team ‘Red Vines’
    • Let the Good Times Roll: NBA Players to Begin Wearing Roller Skates
    • Servais Vows to ‘Eat a Bug’ if Streaking Mariners Don’t Make the Playoffs
    • NFL Owners Approve Half-Point Scoring Plays for the 2020 Season
    • Seattle Sneeze to Play in Alka-Seltzer Plus Night Cold Formula Park
    • Seattle’s New NHL Team to Be Named ‘Sneeze’
    • Rams to Move to St. Louis During Halftime of Super Bowl LIII Loss
    • Seattle Seahawks Boost Playoff Chances, Sign Ex-NBA Star Shaquille O’Neal
  • Entertaining Economics
    • God Appears as an Effeminate Bear to Preach About Income Inequality
    • Trump Calls for ‘Big, Beautiful Bankruptcy’ to Eliminate the National Debt
    • Vindman: Trump Obsessed With Dong During US-North Korea Summit
    • Trump Blasts Fed for Cutting Interest Rates: ‘Even Don Jr. Isn’t That Dumb’
    • U.S. Geological Survey Terminates Search for Fiscal Cliff
  • Mirthful Movies
    • RNC to Conclude With ‘Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV: The Musical’
    • Trump Sons to Star in Live-Action ‘Beavis and Butt-Head’ Movie
    • Trump Orders ‘Outbreak’ Star Dustin Hoffman to Save the Nation
    • CNN Officially Changes Name to Coronavirus News Network
    • Vowing to Stop Bernie Sanders, Rachel Maddow Joins Fox News
    • Catfight! ‘Cats’ Stars Hiss and Claw at Security After Failing to Win Oscar
    • ‘The Walking Dead’ to Include ‘Tasteful’ Zombie Sex in Future Episodes
    • Review: ‘Knives Out’ Is the Worst Bond Movie Ever Made
    • Universal Studios Cancels Next Seven ‘Jurassic World’ Sequels
    • Paramount Pictures Announces Nathan Lane Will Play the Next Terminator
    • 5 Universal Principles Totally Busted By Hollywood
    • ‘Groundhog Day’ Sequel ‘Yesterday’ Could Have Used a Large Squirrel
    • 102-Year-Old Kirk Douglas to Star in next Five ‘Indiana Jones’ Sequels
    • George R.R. Martin Blames ‘Wine and Whores’ for Game of Thrones Typos
    • ‘The Shawshank Redemption’ to Reboot as Late-Night Religious Program
    • Review: Netflix Nature Documentary ‘Bird Box’ Is a Fluttering Failure
    • The Greatest Movie Quotes You Probably Don’t Know
    • Ron Howard, Tom Hanks to Reunite in ‘Apollo 13’ Comedic Remake
    • Actor Christian Bale Observed ‘Aggressively Smashing His Hands’ Following Vice Premiere
    • Review: ‘Zero Dark Thirty’ Shoots Blanks As a Modern Romantic Comedy
    • Arnold Schwarzenegger Reportedly Obsessed With Actress Linda Hamilton in 1984
  • Priceless Politics
    • President Trump Files Lawsuit Against His Own Campaign
    • If Re-Elected, Trump Promises to Govern From White House Bunker
    • Trump Threatens to Lose Election if People Don’t Start Liking Him
    • Vice President Pence Denies That He’s a Big Piece of Crap
    • Adopting Biden’s Upbeat Tack, Network News ‘Positive’ Trump Is a Clown
    • New York Times: Trump Tax Return Losses ‘Mostly Cheeseburgers’
    • After Supreme Court Flip-Flop, Lindsey Graham’s Balls Pass Away
    • Former Trump Pseudonyms to Publish ‘October Surprise’ Tell-All Book
    • Trump Administration to Rename Electoral College ‘Trump University’
    • Steve Bannon Granted Bail After Agreeing to Bathe Before Trial
    • MyPillow Guy Tapped to Serve as America’s First MyChinaVirus Guy
    • WH Source: Kamala Harris Will Be a ‘Total Disaster’ as Vice President
    • Trump Proposes Delaying Election Until ‘Statue of Limitations’ Expires
    • Trump Boasts He Aced ‘Goodnight Moon’ to Fox’s Chris Wallace
    • Social Distancing Republicans Vow Not to Touch Trump With 10-Foot Pole
    • Trump Calls the Lincoln Project ‘Lyin’ Lincoln’ in Disastrous Fox Interview
    • Trump Claims Victory Over Coronavirus After Declaring War on Bats
    • Biden Promises to Select a Gender-Fluid Dog as First Pet
    • Trump Orders CDC to Use Windex to Stop the Spread of Coronavirus
    • Elizabeth Warren Drops Out of 2020 Race, Endorses Chief Standing Bear
    • Sen. Murkowski Hands Trump Her Balls During White House Ceremony
    • Robotic Democratic Candidate Andrew Yang Denies He’s Actually a Robot
    • Cory Booker Blames Low Poll Numbers on His ‘Boy Band’ Name
    • Trump Declares War on Clean Energy, Threatens to Break Wind
    • President Trump Insists ‘Imcheapment’ Is a Congressional Fiscal Award
    • Man Rushes to Doctor After Starting to ‘Feel the Bern’ at a Sanders Rally
    • Source: Emotional Trump Begs Kim Jong Un Not to End Affair
    • Devin Nunes’ Cow Calls the GOP Congressman a ‘Gullibull Nincowpoop’
    • Rudy Giuliani Named People Magazine’s ‘Sexiest Crazy SOB Alive’
    • God Addresses Nation as Trump Baby Blimp to Rail Against Corruption
    • Pence Seeks Conversion Therapy After Shaking Hands with Mayor Pete
    • Touting ‘Air Force One’ Credentials, Harrison Ford to Run for President
    • AG Barr Launches Investigation of Investigation of Russia Investigation
    • Giuliani Tells FBI That Russian Prostitutes Leaked on Trump
    • Trump Fires Back, Orders AG Barr to Impeach ‘Loser’ House Democrats
    • Sen. Sanders Stuns Debate Moderators: ‘You’re Throwing Your Vote Away’
    • Incognito Trump Asked Country Bumpkin to Explain Tariffs to Him (Video)
    • President Trump’s iPhone Finally Commits Suicide
    • Eric and Don Jr. Argue Over Which Trump Son Is Dumber
    • God Blasts ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ Shooting Response at Florida Chic-fil-A
    • Joe Biden: ‘I Will Slather Myself in Obama if You Make Me Your President’
    • Trump Reveals Nicknames for Every Democratic Presidential Candidate
    • Joe Biden Tells CNN He Needs to Do More Than Smile and Babble
    • Dem Debate, Night 2: Candidates Give Each Other Trump-Like Nicknames
    • Stephanopoulos Interview: Trump Claims Uranus Is Part of the Moon
    • Trump’s ‘Secret’ Deal with Mexico: Taco Bell to Offer Big Mac Sandwiches
    • Vice President Pence Calls for ‘Dotard’ Trump’s Impeachment
    • The Lucky Rock’s Transcript of the Trump-Abe Golf Outing
    • Alabama State Legislature Passes Measure Protecting the Unejaculated
    • Trump Mocks ‘Stupidhead Joe’ Biden at Campaign Rally
    • Trump Maintains He Said ‘I’m Glucked’ in Incendiary Mueller Report Quote
    • Trump Administration to Redact Over 99% of ‘Duller Report’
    • The Lucky Rock’s Exclusive Interview with Senator Bernie Sanders
    • Trump Proposes Technology Panel of Tim Apple, Bill Microsoft and Mark Facebook
    • Bernie Sanders Enters Presidential Race, Mulls Betty White as VP
    • Taco Bell Closes 16 Locations; Trump Declares National Emergency
    • The Lucky Rock’s Exclusive Interview with President Trump
    • Elizabeth Warren Claims She Meant to Identify as ‘American Indianan’
    • Border Wall Breakthrough: Dems Double Offer to $2
    • Trump Offers New Slogan to Pelosi: “Build the Fence & I’ll Dump Mike Pence”
    • Exclusive: Putin Orders Trump to Change His Name
    • WH Sources: Trump Concerned Dems May Be Wrong About Border Wall
    • Shutdown Update: Dems, GOP ‘Make Hay’ with Wall
    • Trump Accuses Democratic Leadership of Racism Against Poles
    • President Trump Enjoys 100% Popularity in New Poll
    • Trump Plans Switch to Metric System to End Global Warming
    • Trump Proposes Selling Hawaii, New Mexico to Saudi Arabia
  • Side-Splitting Science (and Nature)
    • Covid-19 Jumps Species, Infects Trump Adviser Stephen Miller
    • Mars Issues U.S. Travel Ban and Requests Not to Be Taken to Our Leader
    • CDC Adds Star Wars Costumes to List of Approved Coronavirus Defenses
    • Planet of the Apes? Biologist Says Human Evolution Is ‘Wildly’ in Reverse
    • Mnuchin Says Space Force to Evacuate Millions of Americans to Wyoming
    • Paleontologists Agree Most Dinosaurs Tasted Delicious
    • New Evidence Proves Humans Evolved from Horses
    • State of Emergency Declared in Alabama after Hurricane Dorian ‘Disaster’
    • Scientists Discover New Subhuman Species: Homo Mitchis McConnell
    • Research Concludes Dogs Dream About Playing Poker
    • Hurricane Cap’n Crunch? Weather Service to Sell Storm Sponsorships
    • NASA Chief Makes Ass of Himself During Uranus Presentation
    • Fun and Unusual Pets the Whole Family Can Avoid
    • Breaking News: NASA’s Curiosity Rover Discovers Dirt on Mars
    • NASA’s Cheyenne Probe to Determine if Intelligent Life Exists on Wyoming.
    • NASA’s InSight Lander Confirms Mars ‘Sucks’
    • How to Make Your Pet More Interesting
  • Serious Stuff
    • The Antlion: Doodlebug, Doodlebug, Come out of Your Hole
    • You, Inc.: Treat Your Personal Finances Like a Business
    • Exoplanets: A Quadrillion Points of Light
    • I’m the Only Man in America Who Predicted the Mariners Would Be Good
    • Interest Rates and the Economy: Real Yields Have Curves
    • No, National Media, the Mariners Are Not Rebuilding
    • Signs Your Small Business is Heading Toward a Financial Iceberg
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