Tag: Back to the Future

President Trump’s iPhone Finally Commits Suicide

Despondent after yet another day of Tweeting braggadocio and petty grievances, Donald Trump’s iPhone committed suicide last night, multiple sources reported. Geek Squad “It’s true,” said Washington D.C. Geek Squad technician Sheldon Poindexter. “It was almost lunchtime when the presidential motorcade pulled up to our Best Buy store. “We were all like, man, that’s wack, […]

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‘Groundhog Day’ Sequel ‘Yesterday’ Could Have Used a Large Squirrel

What do you get when you churn out a Groundhog Day sequel without a groundhog? You get a movie that’s careening on the railroad tracks, that’s what. To be fair, Yesterday is a pleasant love story filled with more Beatles’ tunes than you can illegally download. If you’ve never seen Groundhog Day, maybe that’s enough to […]

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