Add the Prince of Darkness to the long list of former Trump associates in legal trouble. During his bail hearing, Steve Bannon made hot water a literal condition by agreeing to bathe at least once before his trial. “I’m pleased to announce that my client has been granted bail,” said attorney Saul Goodman to a […]
Read More Steve Bannon Granted Bail After Agreeing to Bathe Before TrialBlaming China for the coronavirus pandemic, President Trump issued an executive order declaring war on bats and making them illegal in the United States and its territories. The order was signed following a short Oval Office ceremony on Tuesday. “I’m a wartime president, and we’re now at war with the bats,” announced a triumphant Trump […]
Read More Trump Claims Victory Over Coronavirus After Declaring War on BatsAccording to three anonymous sources, President Trump is concerned that Democrats may be wrong about his promised border wall. The wall: a waste of money? “The president firmly believes Democrat resistance over his wall might be misguided,” said Kellyanne Conway the first source. “After watching Chris Matthews, Rachael Maddow and Lawrence O’Donnell on MSNBC every […]
Read More WH Sources: Trump Concerned Dems May Be Wrong About Border Wall
