Pence Seeks Conversion Therapy After Shaking Hands with Mayor Pete

Mike Pence checked into a conversion therapy clinic shortly after shaking Mayor Pete Buttieg’s hand at a South Bend black tie event, The Lucky Rock has learned. “It was the damnedest thing,” said Buttigieg. “We both attended a Kars 4 Kids charity dinner last month, and naturally, we ran into one another. I said something along […]

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‘Kars 4 Kids’ and ‘My Hiney’s Clean’ to Headline Super Bowl Halftime Show

Following the lead of the reality show presidency, the NFL will similarly blur the lines between between shameless promotion and abject entertainment. After Jennifer Lopez and Shakira play in the upcoming Super Bowl, the following year will see product placement take center stage. To wit, a raucous version of ‘Kars 4 Kids’ will be performed, […]

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