Tag: Mar-a-Lago

If Re-Elected, Trump Promises to Govern From White House Bunker

During Thursday’s presidential debate, Donald Trump and Joe Biden traded blows over a contentious ninety minutes. Arguably the most controversial moment came after Biden hammered Trump about his frequent trips to Mar-a-Lago, the president’s self-proclaimed ‘Southern White House’. On his heels from the forcefulness of Biden’s attack, Trump blurted out a series of two-word invectives, […]

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God Appears as a Gigantic Chocolate Bunny to Rant Against Gluttony

Visitors to Pennsylvania’s Hershey Park rang in the new year witnessing Almighty God make a dramatic appearance to preach against the sin of overindulgence. God appears As Hershey Park visitors enjoyed the first day of 2020, the clear blue skies suddenly swirled with puffy, white clouds. Descending rapidly, the clouds steadily grew larger and darker, […]

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AG Barr Launches Investigation of Investigation of Russia Investigation

Having launched an investigation into the origins of the Russia probe, William Barr has ordered a new investigation — into that investigation. “We must investigate the investigation of the Russia investigation,” announced the Attorney General in a prepared statement. “As we aren’t certain of its true purpose, I suggest a full review is in order.” Barr […]

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