Scientists Discover New Subhuman Species: Homo Mitchis McConnell

In a cruel twist of evolution, scientists have discovered a subhuman species that evolved within the past century.  The University of Kentucky team credited with the find have dubbed the new species Homo Mitchis McConnell. “Mitchis McConnell — ‘Mitch’ for short — is like nothing we’ve seen before,” said lead paleoanthropologist Andrew Dean. “While all […]

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