Tag: National Treasure

Trump Blasts Fed for Cutting Interest Rates: ‘Even Don Jr. Isn’t That Dumb’

In an abrupt reversal, President Trump slammed the Federal Reserve for lowering the fed funds rate by a quarter point on Wednesday. Jay Powell and the Federal Reserve Fail Again. No “guts,” no sense, no vision! A terrible communicator! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 18, 2019 “What on earth is Jay Powell doing?” Trump […]

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Millennial Surprised to Learn ‘Douchebag’ Really Is a Thing

A Seattle man was surprised to learn his favorite insult is actually a feminine hygiene product. “Like, I never would have guessed that,” acknowledged Trevor Whitman while sipping a Starbucks Violet Drink. “I mean, my buds and I have been calling each other ‘douchebag’ for, like, forever. Who knew that was really a thing?” Douchebag […]

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