In response to the dramatic increase in flags thrown this year, the NFL will eliminate most penalties starting with the 2021 season. Instead, the league will empower officials to use their words to influence future behavior. “As society has evolved, so must the National Football League,” acknowledged NFL spokesman Joe Lockhart. “Just as parental spanking […]
Read More NFL Passes Rule Replacing Most Penalties With Fatherly AdviceFollowing the lead of the reality show presidency, the NFL will similarly blur the lines between between shameless promotion and abject entertainment. After Jennifer Lopez and Shakira play in the upcoming Super Bowl, the following year will see product placement take center stage. To wit, a raucous version of ‘Kars 4 Kids’ will be performed, […]
Read More ‘Kars 4 Kids’ and ‘My Hiney’s Clean’ to Headline Super Bowl Halftime ShowOn Tuesday, NFL owners approved a new rule designed to combat declining ratings and concerns over player safety. The league will allow half-point scoring opportunities in various game situations, which will doubtlessly substantially alter offensive strategies. After extensive preseason testing, the new rules will be implemented during the 2020 NFL season. “Our fans have spoken,” […]
Read More NFL Owners Approve Half-Point Scoring Plays for the 2020 Season
