Tag: Seattle Mariners

Astros, Nationals Apologize for Crappy World Series Matchup

The Houston Astros and Washington Nationals issued a joint statement Wednesday evening, apologizing for being the two most boring teams ever to meet in the World Series. “We’re dull,” admitted Astros manager A.J. Hinch. He jerked his thumb toward the other dugout. “Those Nationals assholes are, too. Match us up and you’ve got one crappy […]

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No, National Media, the Mariners Are Not Rebuilding

Following the trade of catcher Mike Zunino to the Tampa Bay Rays, the media narrative was set. Owners of major league sports’ longest playoff drought, the Mariners were officially pulling the plug. Bring on the rebuild! To M’s fans, the mere notion of tearing it down to the studs and starting over is beyond depressing. Yes, the […]

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