Over the weekend, Almighty God materialized as a giant smokestack to vent about America’s inability to confront the challenges of climate change. A placid Trussville, Alabama Taco Bell was in the middle of the lunch rush when a thunderous ripping sound pierced the air. As staff and patrons screamed, a huge smokestack emerged from the […]
Read More God Appears as a Giant Smokestack to Vent About Climate ChangeAfter reaching a deal to stem the flow of refugees to the U.S., President Trump hinted at a ‘secret’ agreement with Mexico. Following several days of uncertainty, the secret was unveiled: Taco Bell will begin offering Big Mac sandwiches at all of its U.S. locations. “It’s a fantastic deal,” said Trump while speaking to reporters […]
Read More Trump’s ‘Secret’ Deal with Mexico: Taco Bell to Offer Big Mac SandwichesAfter learning that Taco Bell closed sixteen locations in four states, President Trump acted swiftly, declaring his second national emergency in three days. The president further disclosed that thousands of troops were on the ground in Texas, Missouri, Oklahoma and Kansas to restore order. The new national emergency “It’s a disgrace,” said Trump to a […]
Read More Taco Bell Closes 16 Locations; Trump Declares National Emergency
