Tag: Washington Redskins

‘Kars 4 Kids’ and ‘My Hiney’s Clean’ to Headline Super Bowl Halftime Show

Following the lead of the reality show presidency, the NFL will similarly blur the lines between between shameless promotion and abject entertainment. After Jennifer Lopez and Shakira play in the upcoming Super Bowl, the following year will see product placement take center stage. To wit, a raucous version of ‘Kars 4 Kids’ will be performed, […]

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American Licorice Buys Washington Redskins, Renames Team ‘Red Vines’

Plagued by poor performance and declining attendance, the Washington Redskins have reportedly been sold to American Licorice Company for an undisclosed amount. The team will remain in the nation’s capital and re-brand as the Red Vines. American Licorice spokesperson Susan Shimotsu said the sale will resolve the longstanding controversy over the team’s name. “We knew […]

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